d21lewis on 10 September 2012
Lost my virginity at the ripe old age of 21 to an 18 year old chubby girl. Before that, I had an idea how my first time would be and what I would do. Instead, this girl just came over, I got semi-drunk, we watched an Eddie Murphy movie, and we just went at it. I lasted for the duration of the movie and I think I was pretty good. Still, it didn't seem romantic or memorable at all.
I dated the girl fro a few months before dumping her for a 29 year old lady that looked like Sandra Bulloch. I googled my first girlfriend recently and she looks like a monster! What a difference 14 years makes! I can't find anything on my second GF. I'd love to see her again, though.
