After a few hours up, I think it's finally time choose an option from the poll. It it's time to take action and we need a plan! Okay...looking at the poll, it looks like the top option is...."convert to Nintendo fans." Convert to Nintendo fans? Bu but... We hate Nintendo fans! I just put that up there as a joke *sigh* Well, I suppose if this is the most voted option, then we must - WAIT A MINUTE!!
This is obviously the result of Nintendo fans using their numbers to push their agenda of SITE WIDE DOMINATION! As they've admitted here, their main goal is to convert everyone into Nintendo fans. Obviously, we must ignore that result as it's been skewed by Nintendo propoganda. So, we must use the second-most voted option. Let's see..eh ..mass suicide? HA! Nice try Nintendo fans. Trying to convince us to kill ourselves in order to push your agenda. You can't fool us!
Let's take a look at the third option, "Assassinate the Nintendo Fans." Yes, I like this option. It solves our problem AND I know this isn't just Nintendo fans abusing their power....excellent.
We will assassinate one Nintendo fan first, just to send a message. I'd rather go the route of assassinating one powerful Nintendo fan instead of just killing them all. It would be a lot easier and a lot less bloody. So, who do we kill first? Ideally, we'd like to kill the mos significant user for MAXIMUM DAMAGE to their morale. So, here are the most important Nintendo users:
spurgeonryan
lilbroex
happydolphin
Pokemonbrawlvg
Mr Khan
NintendoPie
Conegamer
BasilZero
RolStoppable
So, we need to select one of these members to kill. Alternatively, we could try to convert one of these members, but I don't think that's possible. The most appealing choice is Spureonryan since he's the most active, and thus, the most powerful. But I don't think we should be going after the top choice just yet. We need to start small. Mr Khan is also out, since he's a mod and is likely heavily guarded. And every user, except Basil, is a strong Nintendo Fan. I think Basil is our easiest target (I remember him often praising the PSP as being superior to the DS, or something like that). I'm going to try to convert him to Sony. If I fail, then he will be destroyed.
While I speak with Basil, you guys need to select the next target, so we can promptly continue our mission.
Good Bye and Long, Live, Play!
