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  • Arabic: I would go for this one because it may be the hardest. So having someone teaching you is awesome. Also great troll during boring flights speaking arabic nervously with yourself.
  • British Sign Language: No.
  • French: Girly. Hard to master the accent (don't understimate the ammount of letters you just downright ignore in one word)
  • GermanHoechsgeschwindigkeitsbegrenzung = maximum speed limit  ............SERIOUSLY???? NO!
  • Greek: Same as arabic, but might be a little bit easier on accent and writing/reading
  • Italian: Great, if you want to impress the ladies. Speaking Italian is classy man. Also it opens up a massive door to learn portuguese or spanish by yourself.
  • Japanese: Japanese chics don't have boobs. Don't know your standards, so...
  • Latin: You would die of boredom trying to find someone with whom you could have a latin conversation with. Overrated as shit.
  • Mandarin Chinese: They speak english in China
  • Portuguese: Go for Italian (ugly and hard to learn accent, unless if you want to learn Brazillian portuguese, that's sweet and flows)
  • Russian: In Soviet Russia, there's nothing to do. 
  • Spanish: Either this or Italian if you want romance languages
  • Turkish: You know how to say Kebab. That's enough.