How do you get rid of that disgusting alcohol-tasting saliva you have after being drunk?

[badgenome]

Blacksaber said:

badgenome said:

What about that disgusting semen taste after you get so drunk that you pass out? I hate that! Any tips, guys?

This is why you need to draw herpes on your face before you pass out mom.

If the real herpes don't dissuade them, I don't think fake ones will, son.