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"MegaShark vs. Crocosaurus".

Talking about sharks. That was just ridiculous, even the name is ridiculous. It even has normal actors, like Star Trek's HoloDoc. But, damn, everything's just... just... There was also another, something about some big fish in a jungle. Or a snake. Maybe Anaconda 2 or something. I guess it's in the theme, big animal movies are doomed to be stupid. There's no saving them.

For something that's actually a real movie, I go with "The New World".
That was so unbelievably boring, I still regret not going to Ice Age in the other theater. Absolutely NOTHING happens in this film, except if you like to stare at Colin Farrel's eyebrows for three hours. It's as boring as watching paint dry, no wait, something actually happens when drying paint.
To top it all off, after an eternity of inaction, in the last, like, two minutes, they go to England and back a couple of times, get married, have two kids, 50 years passes and he dies. The end.

Honorable mention to "Sound of Thunder". Wouldn't even been so bad if it wasn't for the poor script and effects.