Mystery solved: Why Peach always gets "Kidnapped"

[Mr Khan]

RolStoppable said:

Viper1 said:

NiKKoM said:

Mario should go for Pauline, forget Peach... she probably doesn't give him anything... but look at pauline:

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nice body, firm boobs, lucious lips..

Pauline invented the repeated kidnap routine.  Donkey Kong "kidnapped" her numerous times.

Not true. It took Donkey Kong until Donkey Kong '94 (GB) before he kidnapped Pauline a second time. By then Peach had already been kidnapped several times.

Remember, in Donkey Kong Jr. it was Mario who locked up Donkey Kong in a cage and in Donkey Kong 3 it was a noname who fought against Donkey Kong for... I don't know for what reason, but Mario or Pauline certainly weren't in the game.

Stanley, who was a bug exterminator. Rumor has it he's on for the 3DS version of new Smash Bros