Mystery solved: Why Peach always gets "Kidnapped"

[Mr Khan]

Kasz216 said:

Mr Khan said:

Ajescent said:

arcane_chaos said:
we all knew peach was a whore in the first place...where do you think bowser jr. came from? she just pretends to get kidnapped because Bowser has full custody of the kid. :p

Been saying that for years, no one believes me.

Hell, they outright stated it in Super Mario Sunshine

I'm guessing you've never beaten Mario Sunshine?

It's a joke.

All this talk is making me want to play Sunshine again, though. That game did a lot right, in the vein of being a successor to Mario 64's exploration-style gameplay