Mystery solved: Why Peach always gets "Kidnapped"

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Mr Khan said:

Ajescent said:

arcane_chaos said:
we all knew peach was a whore in the first place...where do you think bowser jr. came from? she just pretends to get kidnapped because Bowser has full custody of the kid. :p

Been saying that for years, no one believes me.

Hell, they outright stated it in Super Mario Sunshine

I'm guessing you've never beaten Mario Sunshine?