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Please tell me that PS3 commercial didn't say "You're eyes and ears will be bleeding, please check to see that you're still breathing." I mean, uh, I don't have enough paper towels to deal with bleeding every time I play a game. And I have a hard enough time breathing without my tape player that repeats "breathe in, breathe out" 24/7.