What are some things that you do particularly well while drunk or high?

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bouzane said:

amp316 said:
I used to be really good at eating burritos bigger than my head when I was drunk, but those days are over.

Now I'm going to watch some really old Doctor Who with William Hartnell while sober.

The Doctor Who discussion warms my heart. May i recommend The Dead Planet, an absolutely marvelous serial that has no missing episodes :D

I actually just started watching them all from the beginning and am shocked at how good Hartnell's Who really was.  I'm a Tom Baker guy, but Hartnell was pretty darned good (especially since he was the first).  Next up... The Romans.