I like to think that I don't side with any of the fuckers, but according to this:
Ron Paul - 93%
Gary Johnson - 90%
Mitt Romney - 88%
Virgil Goode - 68%
Jimmy McMillan - 63%
Barack Obama - 33%
Jill Stein - 11%
Stewart Alexander (who?) - 4%
I never understand why evolution is considered a political issue in these things.