michael_stutzer said:
On holiday, me and a group of my friends went to a bar. In there, there was this incredibly hot woman at the age of 22-23 I guess. My friends were trying to encourage me to go talk to her, but I kept saying "she is way out of my league man, plus she looks older than me". But later, I finally made up my mind and talked to her. She seemed interested in me and I was like "Wow, I must be a really good-looking guy.". Later that night we went to her apartment and had sex. I am not a very talkative person and didn't suspect anything, besides, losing virginity was more important to me than a girlfriend. In the morning she said she needs to go and I need to pay her. I was shocked lol, didn't know what to do for a minute there. Then I checked my wallet but there was barely any money left. Together we went to the closest ATM and I paid her there. At first I felt like I am the coolest guy in the world but in a matter of seconds I was thinking of killing myself lol. I'd rather keep my country to myself, because it has a bad reputation here due to a certain member :). I am not from UK troll_whisperer. I probably selected a random country when signing up, I don't remember. |
LOL!
What a fantastic story. And so terrible. Thanks for sharing. Hahaha, really cracks me up and at the same time I feel so bad for that young guy that was you.
"Wow, I must be a really good-looking guy."
"Now you need to pay" lol
