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Khuutra said:
Playing Xbox goes against the glorious design of our father Miyamoto, who created Nintendo games that we should play them together, on the couch.

Now I know that the taint, the lure of the Microsoft is strong. But do not be deviled, brothers and sisters! What we have here is an advancement of an unnatural agenda to up-end the very foundations of traditional gaming.

I too, have known temptation. Have known corruption.

One, when I was younger, I played an Xbox at a friend's house. I was confused. It made me feel things that I wasn't ready to feel, and bombarded me with issues that I didn't understand. Miyamoto help me, that green light had gotten into my head, and tricked me into thinking I liked it.

And then

And then I beat Ninja Gaiden like twenty times in a barn


Hahahahaa! Come in to the light! hahaaha!

 

Jks



Yay!!!