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when I was 12, they took me to a secret government lab where they were using human test subjects to try out this new drug that was supposed to overclock the brain's function, making us think faster, comprehend more variables, and do twice as much math in half the time!

Sadly, we'd get wicked headaches and unexplained heat stroke from our brains overworking themselves, so they're currently working on a method to get cool liquid spread throughout the brain matter to keep them at optimal performing temperature. I haven't heard back from them in over a decade.



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