Dear England, Please take US back!

[Zappykins]

homer said:
Heck no!. In my eyes, the British are backwards. What kind of civilized people exalt one family above others? Royalty is BS. The Queen is BS. I'd say we should end their reign once and for all, but the Prince guy seems to be legitimately a good guy. He served in the military after all, and he has done good charity work over the world. Maybe it's time for the Queen to get out and give England a King. Even then, royalty is still BS.
Also, their accent is awful and they have poor taste in sports just like every other European nation. I want to distinguish myself as far away from them pesky Europeans while still acknowledging that we are still friends and we all have the same goal(contain China and Russia).

Lol! Yes, but we have the 'Kardashians'  A whole family known because one of them made a bad porn and hired an expensive press agent.  It's nearly impossible to go a day with out them showing up, somewhere.  Have any of them ever done anything good?  Like develope a new technoligy, cure cancer, win a Nobel prize, etc.

As much as I could care less about a 'Royal Family' I would prefer them over the 'reality show attention whores.'  But we really don't need any of them.