Got wasted on Glenfiddich whiskey in a public park with a friend at about 4am at age 13. We brought two 1 litre bottles of the stuff having no idea how much we needed. Needless to say, he KO'd and I ended up carrying him back to my house on my shoulder, (which took about an hour considering he was a good deal heavier than me) where he woke everyone up, banging on the front door as I tried to sneak back in the window to my bedroom.
Parents came running down in dressing gowns. Stung so bad.








