HD Twin fans: What would make you buy a Nintendo Console?

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1. All of Nintendo usual IPs like Mario, Zelda, Starfox and Metroid should be made with older gamers in mind.
2. 3D Mario, 3D Zelda and 3D Metroid need to be marketed to older gamers.
3. No more kiddie games need to come out on the system: 2D kirby, 2D Mario
4. No more quirky IPs need to release on the platform: example Pikmin
5. All top 3rd party multiplats need to be on the system.
6. Needs to have 3rd party exclusives that rival assassin's creed and Batman
7. Shouldn't release with non-proven games like Red Steel and ZombiU, which use non-traditional game mechanics
8. Needs new Nintendo IPs that appeal to the older crowd, preferably but not limited to FPS.
9. Needs Nintendo-made jRPGs that can rival Tales or Final Fantasy games.
10. Needs Nintendo-made WRPGs that can rival the likes of Skyrim
11. Needs new Nintendo IPs that appeal to the market in between kid and older gamers, like Potapon and Playstation All-Stars, games which are fun, not too older-gamer centric and not too kiddy.
12. Needs exclusive j and W RPGs made by 3rd parties that rival Skyrim and FF.
13. Needs a traditional controller
14. Does not have any shovelware
15. Has no Nintendo-made games that use waggle controls or "gimmicks", or that appeal to a younger crowd.
16. Must have a majority of exclusives in the j-games genre
17. Must have a majority of western exclusives that appeal to older gamers.
18. The traditional controller needs to be in the main sku.
19. Must not be branded Nintendo.
20. Must be branded Sony (Not a joke, Nintendo has a stigma)
21. Must be branded Microsoft
22. Online service parity