| PullusPardus said: now on a funnier subject , um... this one girl , she's always trying to talk to me in a really weird way, like asking for something, and sit in a very kinky way , and walks weird too, like a pornstar or something, but the problem here is that she's 15-18 max, and its pretty awkward, also worse is that her apartment is right ontop of me, so the moment I get outside she comes down ,the doors here are pretty noisy, so every time someone just as much open a door a loud bang is heard, and when I take a walk outside for my daily exercise , (yes i know, its not the best place to walk, but what can I do? the food here is very unhealthy and if i don't do it, i might get very ill, so yeah the moment i walk outside she follows me and talks with me as if I am her boyfriend or something, and then waves in a funny way, not the normal way to wave, no, the-bending-over-and-curve-my-ass-and-wave-like-a-horny-school-girl kinda wave |
Ouch. 15-18, huh? Well, she may be a little over the hill, but any port in a storm, right?
