Tell the truth about yourself

[Gilgamesh]

brendude13 said:

Gilgamesh said:
I am naked, I went for a piss when I got back to the computer and sat on the chair a bit of urine leaked out my dick on my chair so I had to clean it up....why did I make this thread?

Did your sweaty arse stick to the leather?

It was pretty cold so my balls were the only thing to stick...what weird comments.