@OP: It's also surely your fault, but not only yours, when pon farr comes, Egyptians always become crazy! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135434/Egypts-plans-farewell-intercourse-law-husbands-sex-DEAD-wives-branded-completely-false.html
Now, had UK had this neat law, Prince Charles could have taken back Diana after the accident, instead of marrying that uglier mummy!