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Listen, devs

It's okay

You don't have to yank our chains, shovel shit in our mouths, or other figurative language

You can make a game - just a regular game - and shove an inventory screen or something onto the controller. Really. It's okay. We won't mind. I'll buy it and play it. It will be good times.