NintendoPie on 14 May 2012
| Jay520 said: Okay, four things I gotta say. First of all, noob, you address me as Mr. Sir. Got it? Second of all, noob, don't speak to me unless I speak to you first. And last of all, noob, don't question my ability to read numbers. Now, since you're a noob, you're probably having a rough time at this game called life. But don't worry. If you're willing to do as I say, work hard, and believe in yourself, I'll turn you into a Level 75 with ease. You'll be prestiging in no time. Imma teach you how to get proper gear, show you where the cool weapons at, teach you shooting & melee combat, driving skills, all that good stuff. But first, you gotta pick a class if you wanna survive in Detroit. Available classes: Rapper, drug-dealer, Gang-banger, athlete, hobo, & lemonade stand manager. Choose your class wisely & I'll teach you all you need to know to rule over this area. |
Nerd.
I would never been in Detroit. 
