Your first experience on the internet

[Jay520]

NintendoPie said:

Jay520 said:

NintendoPie said:
When I was able to read I was on the internet... sooo... I can't really remember.

Damn kid, how old are you? If I saw you in the streets, I'd call you a (real life) noob.

I'm guessing you either haven't read my profile or you haven't learned to read numbers, Jay.

Also, that makes no sense. I would never be in the streets of Detroit.

Okay, four things I gotta say. First of all, noob, you address me as Mr. Sir. Got it? Second of all, noob, don't speak to me unless I speak to you first. And last of all, noob, don't question my ability to read numbers.

Now, since you're a noob, you're probably having a rough time at this game called life. But don't worry. If you're willing to do as I say, work hard, and believe in yourself, I'll turn you into a Level 75 with ease. You'll be prestiging in no time. Imma teach you how to get proper gear, show you where the cool weapons at, teach you shooting & melee combat, driving skills, all that good stuff. But first, you gotta pick a class if you wanna survive in Detroit. Available classes: Rapper, drug-dealer, Gang-banger, athlete, hobo, & lemonade stand manager.

Choose your class wisely & I'll teach you all you need to know to rule over this area.