Your last played videogame character is taking a shower in your bathroom this morning.

[Smeags]

d21lewis said:
Threesome with Shulk and Reyn from Xenoblade Chronicles. I tried to escape but Shulk knew every move I was going to make before I made it. It was almost like he could see into the future. Shulk did some some move that stunned me and then Reyn did another move that left me prone and helpless on the floor. He kept yelling, "This is the power of the Monado!" and "The enemy is weak, but don't drop your guard."

I try to block the rest of it out.

How it all went down:

Reyn: It's Reyn time!

Shulk: The enemy's weak, but don't drop your guard.

Reyn: I'm powering up!
Reyn: Gotta focus on... guarding!
Reyn: Now we're getting started.
Reyn: Sword Drive!
Reyn: Ain't over yet.
Reyn: This is it, LAST STAND!
Reyn: MAGNUM CHARGE!

Shulk: Not bad.

Reyn: Cheers!

Shulk: Ok, my turn!
Shulk: Nothing's gonna stop me!
Shulk: I'm not doing too well...
Shulk: Monado lend us your power!
Shulk: This is the Monado's power!
Shulk: Almost there...
Shulk: Let's aim higher!
Shulk: Streeeam Edge!

Reyn: HA! In your face!

Shulk: Just what I needed!

Reyn: Ok, let's start a chain attack to finish him!

Shulk: We can definitely do this!

Reyn: Here we gooo... LARIAT!!!
Shulk: No escape... AaaaaAAAAH! MONADO PURGE!!

Shulk: Hahaha, we win!