The article has to be fake, the guy just shoves his head right up "JC Barnett's" ass from the start. The whole thing is pretty much "See! I told you so! And he agrees with me!" And he couldn't have picked a worse game to target. SSBB is going to sell 6 million+, we all know this. And Galaxy already did in under 4 months what it took Sunshine 4+ years to do on the Gamecube in Japan.
Tag - "No trolling on my watch!"