Everything the libs do is a big government conspiracy.
I am completely serious. Only the democrats are brilliant enough to conduct dozens of global brainwashing campaigns and infiltrate thousands of third party organizations to create issues that aren't there.
Without liberal agendas like global warming, fair tax on capital gains, tax loopholes, etc, all liberals would have is human rights issues and gun control.
Obviously, and this was realized by the liberderps over 60 years ago in (name drop presidents name), dems don't have a leg to stand on when truth, God, justice, and life come into the picture, so they began creating all these fake agendas and soap boxes to stand on so they could actually have some merit.
It's only because black people started multiplying that liberderps even had any platforms since before the civil rights movement, everyone was treated how they wanted to be treated, otherwise they wouldn't have been treated some certain way in the first place.
/sarcasm
