Oh my god this was hilarious!
In Rol's thread about why DMJ never bought a PS3 (already funny), some user called El Duderino posted this:
"You forgot to mention how he bought a 360 hopeing it would RRoD and cost MS lots of cash... he got the Wii so it would stay outsould everywhere so frustrated customers who couldn´t find one would turn to Sony... he´s a sneaky bastard..."