OK, I'm doing this necro post simply to put this post-game chat log on the record. Background info: Twisted Treeline. Me as Poppy with Lux and Warwick versus Pantheon, Fiddlesticks and Lee Sin. WW did bad, mostly because he made a habit of engaging when there were MIAs and we were too far away to back him up. Oh, and he absolutely INSISTED on taking top over Lux's objections. This will be important later. (And when I asked him to ward dragon his reply was "I refuse to waste money on wards".)
falloutjon: bg [note: "bad game" instead of "good game"]
FinalFan: GUESS WHY IT WAS BAD WW
8out8fiddled8: 10 deaths [note: himself. I was 9/6, WW was 6/17, Lux was similar to me]
FinalFan: YOU WERE IN IT
falloutjon: fuck you
falloutjon: I'm smarter than you
FinalFan: i seriously doubt that
8out8fiddled8: 17 deaths?
FinalFan: every time you would run out and try to 1v1 and die
falloutjon: would've been batter if panth weren't so OP [note: enemy top lane was pantheon]
FinalFan: dometimes you got a kill before you died
FinalFan: sometimes not
FinalFan: doiesnt matter
8out8fiddled8: why did you alwasy lead with your u lt/?
FinalFan: still retarded
FinalFan: because it makes me invincible?
8out8fiddled8: nono
8out8fiddled8: ww
FinalFan: because he's retarded
falloutjon: because the more health I can deal from the start, the easier it will be to chase you down
8out8fiddled8: iw as wondering that the whole game
8out8fiddled8: .... but you eventually got low health
falloutjon: the ult cooldown is 60 sec
8out8fiddled8: and it would have been nice to ult and gain it back
8out8fiddled8: yeah i know
falloutjon: because I was always outnumbered
8out8fiddled8: gotcha
FinalFan: because you ran out where you had no backup
falloutjon: shut up
falloutjon: no one likes you
FinalFan: mirror
falloutjon: not even your mother
FinalFan: look in a mirror and say that
FinalFan: then it will be true
falloutjon: fuck you, you are a bastard child
FinalFan: what difference would that make
falloutjon: fuck you that's what
FinalFan: are you 12?
FinalFan: or pretending to be 12?
falloutjon: if you're going to go ad hominem, then so am I
FinalFan: that implies you didn't start it
FinalFan: whereas in fact you did
falloutjon: I actually didn't
FinalFan: "you are playing bad" is not ad hominem
falloutjon: you assumed that I sucked and that offended me, therefore, you started it
falloutjon: not me
FinalFan: i didn't assume, i drew a conclusion form the available facts
FinalFan: fact: you were sucking; conclusion: you are not good at TT as WW
falloutjon: and on top of that, the last three matches were just as one sided
falloutjon: fuck you, do the world a favor and hang yourself
FinalFan: perhaps the connecting factor between those 3 games is that you were playing on your team
FinalFan: that is the reason your team lost
falloutjon: no, enemy champs were too OP, ww can't handle OP, especially when they have stuns
falloutjon: ww is easy to kill, you just need to exploit his weaknesses
FinalFan: it's not that you were outpowered, it's that you would run at them and just go at it regardless of the tactical situation
falloutjon: 1 outnumber him
falloutjon: 2 blind him
FinalFan: and then you'd either die or kill someone and then die
falloutjon: 3 stun him
falloutjon: 4 slow him
FinalFan: you were always outnumberd because you were overextended and/or chasing ppl
falloutjon: because you didn't back me up
FinalFan: because you didnt let us
FinalFan: wherever we were, you would make sure you were on the opposite side of th map before you engaged
falloutjon: that is an invalid rebuttle, please try again
falloutjon: that's just bad luck
FinalFan: like we would be bot, and you engage lee up by his turret [note: lee just happened to be up top, he never laned top for significant amounts of time]
FinalFan: IT'S NOT LUCK when you are the one making the deliberate decision to do that
falloutjon: I was fighting panth, ww is the sword, panth is the shield
falloutjon: I was a dagger by comparison
FinalFan: and lux was begging to swap with you
FinalFan: do you see an option you could have taken there
FinalFan: LET HER SWAP
falloutjon: go fuck yourself
FinalFan: you have the power to change your ways
FinalFan: or you can just tell everyone trying to give you advice to fuck off
FinalFan: your call
Tag (courtesy of fkusumot): "Please feel free -- nay, I encourage you -- to offer rebuttal."
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