| Plezbo said: We speak English, which is a solid language, it has rules that make no other sense or have any other analogues in other languages, therefore it is obviously the best language since the language of the care bears. |
Seems you don't know English is just Latin slang without any solid grammar. British were just lazy adopting the Latin-like languages when they were sieged and cut off the grammar of anything, keeping word stems. The only grammar you know is great tenses (not kidding, they are great) which have developed in a reasonable way in history and irregular verbs of which the English language only has a few. Declension and conjugation is simply missing.
It may be an easy, cleverly small and reasonable language (thanks to history). But not perfect or the best.
