Impalas aren't what you'd call very common even in the US. It's sort of a sub-brand of Chevy that is only one model car. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevrolet_Impala
And it's pronounced differently (im-PAW-la vs im-PALE-r) but since the joke is in text instead of spoken it works IMO.
Tag (courtesy of fkusumot): "Please feel free -- nay, I encourage you -- to offer rebuttal."
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My advice to fanboys: Brag about stuff that's true, not about stuff that's false. Predict stuff that's likely, not stuff that's unlikely. You will be happier, and we will be happier.
"Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts." - Sen. Pat Moynihan
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The old smileys: 
; - ) : - ) : - ( : - P : - D : - # ( c ) ( k ) ( y ) If anyone knows the shortcut for 
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I have the most epic death scene ever in VGChartz Mafia. Thanks WordsofWisdom!
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