Mitt Romney: I Can Relate To Black People, My Ancestors Once Owned Slaves

[badgenome]

pezus said:

badgenome said:

Romney says some dumb shit, but that is fake as fuck. I'll bet my dick on it.

Why do you think that? I wouldn't bet my dick on something that's not very certain

No name newspaper? Check.

Shit that no politician who wants to be elected would ever say? Check.

Reads exactly like a caricature of what people think of Republicans? Check.

Six days old, and zero mention of it in any mainstream news outlet? Check.

Fake. As a parody/satire, this is Christwire level bad.