Who would you rather have sex with? game

[llewdebkram]

chocoloco said:

llewdebkram said:
Similar to what I played with friends as a teen, only ours was...

Would you (insert grotesque action here) for £1 million.

My two favourite were:

Hammer a rusty nail through your cock

and

Drink a pint of warm diarrhea

...and the answer is 'no' to both!

Read the rules, do not reply unless you say yes to one thing. Saying no to everything is not funny. I will try to edit in an answer soon if no one beats me.

I wasn't joining in the 'game' but stating the similarity between  this and what I used to play, the 'no to both' answer was in response to my own 2 statements.