Porcupine_I on 17 March 2012
IIIIITHE1IIIII said:
Zappykins said:
The Bible says a bunch of funky things. If everyone followed every part literally, everyone would have to kill everyone.
Here's a strange one:
2 Kings, 2:23-24.
23: And he (Elisha) went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24: And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them."
So balled guys can curse and kill children if they make fun? Wow! no since of humor at all.
Well, this part of the Bible would make Doctor Phil the biggest murderer of them all. For every child that teased him about his balled head, many would die. (Oh, the humanity.)
And does it to apply to a receeding hairline? What about if you shave your head (and get super power to summon she-bears.)
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That's hilarious! 
Not the kind of thing they told me when I was forced to get confirmed.
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http://www.seanet.com/~billr/xbs/play_xbs.htm
“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”
- George Orwell, ‘1984’
