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Jay520 said:
SamuelRSmith said:
Jay520 said:
@SamuelRSmith I'm not that low dude. I'm above faking a limp. Ahh who am I kidding? I just wished I would have thought of that earlier.


According to your post, you spent 40 minutes looking at your feet... surely they would have you given you that idea?

I use the fake limp all the time.

In the rare occassions where you have no choice but to park in a disabled spot, limp out the car.

Back in school, I would always develop a limp whenever it was long-distance running in phys. ed.



Interesting. Has the limp ever failed you? Can I use it to cut in line a the amusement park


I hate how crippled people think they have a right to cut in line in various places just because they can't walk. 

I have sympathy for them on a bus, and would give up my seat in a second to a handicapt guy...but no way in hell I'd let a cripple cut in front of me when I've been standing in line for an hour for a roller coaster. They can wait just like everyone else. And if anything their wait is more comfortable because they have wheelchairs and I have to stand.