SamuelRSmith said:
Jay520 said:
SamuelRSmith said:
Jay520 said:
@SamuelRSmith I'm not that low dude. I'm above faking a limp. Ahh who am I kidding? I just wished I would have thought of that earlier. |
According to your post, you spent 40 minutes looking at your feet... surely they would have you given you that idea?
I use the fake limp all the time.
In the rare occassions where you have no choice but to park in a disabled spot, limp out the car.
Back in school, I would always develop a limp whenever it was long-distance running in phys. ed.
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Interesting. Has the limp ever failed you? Can I use it to cut in line a the amusement park |
No, although many amusement parks offer wheelchair rental, which you can use to your benefit. Pretending your catching up to a family member also works great.
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Damn dude, you're a genious! You should make a list full of these dishonorable ways to get ahead in life.
