Pachter: Wii U won’t be “as popular as probably Nintendo thinks”

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amp316 said:

Kynes said:
Can we stop quoting every freaking thing Pachter says?

No it's too much fun to read this stuff.

"it's a lot like the Xbox 360 in terms of graphics, frame rate, and control scheme"

I can't write anything that funny, can you?

I mean he could have sold it to the less-educated if he'd have left it at graphics and frame-rate, but only fools that know absolutely nothing about the system will believe anything about the control scheme being similar.

The Wii U does, yes, have the 360's control scheme.

But it also has Wiimotes.

And the Balance Board.

And a RIDICULOUSLY PROMINENT TOUCHSCREEN RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERYTHING HOLY SHIT HOW THE HELL CAN ANYBODY MISS THAT OH MY GOD