Damn I wrecked the Being Erica post!
Try 1:
Erica: If Dr. tom couldn't help me get rid of my dirty habits, what makes you think you can??
Dr. Naadiyah: Mmm I have my ideas... And they involve lots of leather, ... and whips.
Try 2:
Erica: Don't you think Dr. tom is hot?
Dr. Naadiyah: I'm a lesbian.
Try 1: I know I'm her doctor and this is wrong, but I have a huge crush on Erica... She's HOT!
Try 2: I shouldn't have put that hand sanitizer on my balls, it burns like a BITCH!