"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" Reboot Signs a Director" (MICHAEL BAY OH NOES)

[blkfish92]

man-bear-pig said:

blkfish92 said:
They should use real tortoises.

Can tortoises act? I think they should pay some guy to have sex with a turtle and then raise the offspring as ninjas. It would take a while though. :(

Tortoises can act very well, they have had the time to train in acting since they're immortal!