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man-bear-pig said:
blkfish92 said:
They should use real tortoises.

Can tortoises act? I think they should pay some guy to have sex with a turtle and then raise the offspring as ninjas. It would take a while though. :(

Tortoises can act very well, they have had the time to train in acting since they're immortal!