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We love Nintendo for two reasons: first, we are becoming a nation of more and more old people, and now a new reason came, in Nintendo games we can make Mario die! We'd prefer to kill Mario Monti, but any Mario will do for a minor satisfaction.



Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly! (Pontius Pilate, "Life of Brian")
A fart without stink is like a sky without stars.
TGS, Third Grade Shooter: brand new genre invented by Kevin Butler exclusively for Natal WiiToo Kinect. PEW! PEW-PEW-PEW!