Newt Gingrich wants to make the moon the 51st state

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superchunk said:
More importantly, would prostitution be legal there?

Still more importantly, would Newt Gingrich move there? Even more importantly than that, would he become a space prostitute if he did? (Dem tittayz.)

Actually, he wants to make Puerto Rico the 51st state. So I guess the moon would be #52.