Disclaimer: Due to my lack of whit, this entry contains reference to feces.
Guy in the middle: I did it mommy! I did it! I got my very first mini tanning machine! *craps pants*
Stringer: *hears it* Ewww. *looks at crowd* Guy shits his pants! Get a butt-plug noob.
Kaz: *turns from Stringer* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Good thing he doesn't know these game boxes contain nothing more than a few sheets of disk-shaped toilet paper. Play that in your mini tanning salon!