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Obama Bin Laden, Dodi al-Fayed's former passive lover, was so jealous and furious that he ordered the assassination of both Dodi and Lady D. Then he sent his double in Afghangsta, and so, with no more ties and with every evidence against him eliminated, he was finally free to reunite with his new dominant Mikhail, alias Michelle, and run for POTUS.



Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly! (Pontius Pilate, "Life of Brian")
A fart without stink is like a sky without stars.
TGS, Third Grade Shooter: brand new genre invented by Kevin Butler exclusively for Natal WiiToo Kinect. PEW! PEW-PEW-PEW!