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When I was 16, UseNet was the primary place to hunt down rumors and pictures. (You can probally guess where this is going now.) The Ocarina of Time was just recently announced so I was on alt.binary.Nintendo.whatever (don't remember). Well I was downloading images tagged Legend of Zelda, and ended up getting an eye full of two 70 year old whales (I mean they both looked like they where 300+ lbs each, (I had a friend who had a simular physique) au natural, going at it in the middle of the woods, on a pipe lawn chair.