d21lewis said:
*edit* You know what? Not sheesh! Did you play the God of War III demo on the PSN? Did it give you even the slightest idea of what was going on? No. It was a fucking demo. It gave you a taste of how the game played. I know because thanks to that shitty ass demo, I didn't play God of War 3 until a year after it came out. You seem to think that God of War is Shakespeare or something. It's not. It's over dramatic fan fiction with a charisma free main character. The gameplay is nothing special, either. Games like Bayonetta, Ninja Gaiden, and Devil May Cry shit all over Kratos and his cut scene filled, slow paced combat. The biggest thing God of War has going for it i its graphics. Graphics and sex scenes. Were it not for those two things (and the fact that it's made by Sony), nobody would have given two squirts of piss about that game. I thought God of War 2 and 3 were pretty good, personally. Still, nothing I said was false.
Oh. Here's the plot (according to Wikipedia): PlotAsura was once a revered general of the Gods who defeated an enemy known as the Gohma. Returning from the war, Asura was summoned to the Emperor's throne. But to his horror, Asura finds the Emperor has been murdered and he has been accused of the crime. After escaping imperial forces, Asura rushes home to protect his family only to find his beloved wife Durga dead and his daughter Mithra kidnapped. In his rage, Asura pursues his former allies who have Mithra contained in a glass capsule. As Asura charges to save his child, Asura is repulsed by the God Deus, who reveals himself to be the Emperor's murderer so he can bring about what he calls "The Great Rebirth". Weakened by Deus' attacks, Asura is dropped over the edge of the platform and falls to Earth while swearing to exact his vengeance. Twelve millenia later, Asura is awakened from hibernation by the prayers of a young girl in the mountains. After saving the girl from a pack of ape-like creatures, Asura ventures through the world battling the forces of the Gods as he fights to save Mithra from Deus and the Seven Deities, his former allies who now rule Heaven and have been using Mithra's powers to amplify their own. Along his journey, Asura will combat Heaven's soldiers, ferocious wild life, giant battleships, and other powerful foes. It is by that time as Asura's former friend Yasha begins to see the injustice in Deus's ways and attempts to stop the Seven Deities' cause. |
I love you even more now, d21lewis.
Fuck you, hatmoza.







