I think that this year, I'll go insane over the Vita vs. 3DS battle

[Metrium]

• 3DS is DOOMED.
• Vita is DOOMED.
• Have you heard of Iphones and Androids? clearly dedicated Hanheld consoles are DOOMED.
• Wii had a rough year, clearly Wii U is DOOMED.
• Nintendo's old franchises are getting old, Mario and Zelda are DOOMED.
• Some cry babies complained about Metroid: Other M because of Samus talking and even worst... having emotions?! (god forbid, who the hell had the craaazy idea of giving emotions to Samus?!) Metroid is DOOMED.
• Myamoto retiring?! Nintendo is DOOMED.
• Sony is in big debt, clearly Sony and the playstation brand is DOOMED.
• Have you heard of this new I.TV from apple that have been rumoured? clearly the home console market is DOOMED.
• Terrible FF XIV, not so popular FF XIII, now FF XIII-2 is not seeling as much as the previous FF games in Japan, clearly the Final Fantasy franchise is DOOMED!
• Final Fantasy is doomed? This means that Square Enix is DOOMED.
• With Final Fantasy and Square Enix doomed, clearly the entire JRPG genre is DOOMED.
• With the JRPG genre doomed, might aswell say that japanese games as a whole are DOOMED.
• Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance?! WTF?! Metal Gear Solid is DOOMED.
• Apparently THQ just canceled all their projectS for 2014, THQ is DOOMED.
• Sure Sonic Generation was a good game, but after all the terrible Sonic games in the past few years, it is safe to say that Sega got lucky and its a matter of time before Sega gives us a other turd of a Sonic game, clearly Sonic is DOOMED.
• When was the last time we had a Megaman game? Megaman is DOOMED.

Am I forgeting anything?