Eternal Darkness
"Whoa, I'd better heal myself. POP! Holy smokes I exploded!"
"Oh man, 10 zombies...controller disconnected, WTF? NO I HAVEN'T SAVED!"
"I'd better save my game...um what? No I don't want to delete- NO DON'T DELETE MY STUFF!"
Zelda: Ocarina of Time: Forest Temple
Yeah, you just finished the third dungeon. You got 6, maybe 7 or even 8 hearts! You can pwn anything in the young world. And you just got the Master Sword! Now you're an adult, you can conquer any dungeon that comes your way right?
OMG what is this temple? The rooms are inverted and there are a lot more enemies and I have to find these four ghosts and my map doesn't work and I'm taking lots of damage and FLOORMASTER ARGGHHHH
OK I figured this out, I can't wait to stomp the boss for making me...HOLY CRAP I HAVE TO FIGHT GANON RIGHT NOW??? (My heart stopped right there) No wait, it's not really him. Holy smokes his attacks deal 1 heart of damage! I can't play this super safe anymore? OMG volleyball?
That dungeon humbled me so badly.
There is no such thing as a console war. This is the first step to game design.
