gebx on 22 January 2008
Tell them you have a confession to make... That you did heroin the previous week and knocked up this teenage druggy.. she's pregnant and she wants to keep the baby and is going to ask for $$.
Then when their jaw drops tell them your kidding and that you overslept and missed class and apologize. If your birthday is coming up then you could joke and say that you need an another alarm clock..
Proud Member of GAIBoWS (Gamers Against Irrational Bans of Weezy & Squilliam)
