"Why don't you look them up then, according to this site 3DS has shifted about 28m units of software, though I don't see how you're going to compare totals of platforms out for 6 years to one out for 8 months."
Well it's still low even for that short a time.
And I would look more up, like weekly totals, but the new site layout makes it hard to find that stuff.
A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.
Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs