Bored? The Corrupted Wish Game.

[Grey Acumen]

granted, but your Wii has a critical failure as it loads the game up for the first time, scratching it irreparably, and causing your console to melt from the inside, ruining the warranty on your console. Also, because brawl gets teh sales it deserves, it becomes impossible to obtain a replacement of either the game or the console until after 2020

I w-

... well, someone else is gonna have to wish, it seems...