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Come on now guys. You know if you got a Wii, and you got 50 bucks, you NEED to buy this game.

 

I don't care if you don't like sandbox games, hate how the game looks, or think that it's bad.

 

If your on this site, you obviously care about gaming, and your Wii. Here is the perfect time to support it.

 

Here's what I think:

 

Odds are, this game is gonna be pretty good. At least AA. By buying this game you can:

 

A. Tide yourself over till Brawl, while

 

B. Supporting an arguably great developer, while

 

C. also supporting your Wii's 3rd party hardcore games.

 

It's like, buying this game is voting. You think your vote doesn't matter, and maybe it doesn't. However, voting gives you the right to talk crap about people who didn't vote, and that is a very fun passtime.

 

Now, to wrap it up, what do you have to lose?

 

You can sell the game back for 35 bucks tomorrow, if you hate it. You lost 15 or 20 bucks, but gave a "hardcore" game on the Wii a sale, supported Nintendo, your console, your opinion, and a great developer, and maybe even got one of the coolest games this side of Killer 7 on the day it was released, so you can brag to all your friends about your niche superior tastes in gaming.

 

I'm serious. Buy this, I will, and we can keep logs of our progress in this post.

 

Handle that business! Hope this isn't a duplicate. Anyway: 

 

Here's an overview of the game, case you missed it:

 

 

Description
In this adventure game directed by Goichi Suda (of Killer 7 fame), you play as Travis Touchdown, a normal guy (with an otaku geek streak to him) who wins a Beam Katana through an online auction and uses the weapon to start a new career as a professional killer. One day, an assassin named Helter Skelter appears before Travis and the two face off in a battle. Travis emerges victorious and finds himself in the presence of Silvia Christel, a mysterious French woman who claims to be an agent with the UAA. Silvia gives Travis official rank of 11 in the organization. Now, it's up to you to become #1.


No More Heroes takes place in the city of Santa Destroy, and you are free to explore the town to your liking, taking on missions large and small to collect money and purchase new weapons as you work up towards the 10 main killing contracts. Gameplay is all about using your Beam Katana (via Wii remote) to defeat enemies.

Warnings
Blood and Gore,Crude Humor,Intense Violence,Sexual Themes,Strong language


I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.

NO NO, NO NO NO.